Brian and Julie's Wedding

Cast

Roberts-Wilson-Green Productions present

When Brian Met Julie

The Pair with the Ring

In loving memory of Lynne & Eric

JULIE ROBERTS - the bride

Character summary: Dizzy but means well.

Career path: Canterbury, Middlesbrough, Aberystwyth, London, Maidenhead

Job title: Education Officer, Film Education

Likely to say: "Keep in touch/that advert makes me cry/I love ironing."

Least likely to say: "No thank you, no more sherry for me."

BRIAN GREEN - the groom

Character summary: Left brained but arty.

Career path: Leeds, Hull, Maidenhead

Job title: Electronic Engineer, Nortel Networks

Likely to say: "I like this car park/good place for a fort/look at the dovetails on that!"

Least likely to say: "Of course you can borrow the car, Julie."

MARTIN RICHMOND - the best man

Character summary: Funny ha ha with an 'if-I-tell-you-that-I'll-have-to-kill-you' side.

Career path: Newmarket, Hull, Weymouth

Job title: Electronic Engineer

Likely to say: "Glam rock rocks!"

Least likely to say: "Could you get me a packet of dry-roasted peanuts, please?"

RACHEL RICHMOND - the cheif maid of honour

Character summary: A classy rhinestone cowgirl.

Career path: Scotland, Canterbury, Holland, Denver, London

Job title: Executive Advert Regulator, ITV

Likely to say: "Doesn't the garden look lovely today?/lllentils!/the Heaven and Earth show is the best show on TV."

Least likely to say: "I think Ant and Dec are so over-rated."

LIZ GREEN - bridesmaid (Brian's sister)

Character summary: Practical and capable, with a touch of bling bling.

Career path: Leeds, Manchester

Job title: T Business Operations Manager, Interbrew UK

Likely to say: "Is the Boffin in?/fancy a Stella?/look at my spangly shoes!"

Least likely to say: "I really don't like shopping."

RUTH MOORE - maid of honour (Rachel Richmond's sister)

Character summary: Kookie born-again yoga person.

Career path: Scotland, Canterbury, Holland, Tenterden

Job title: Radiographer

Likely to say: "It's completely normal to have imaginary friends/that's the way the biscuit falls."

Least likely to say: "I'm not much of a talker."

LILY ROBERTS - flower girl (daughter of Adam and Rachel)

Character summary: 98th percentile for her height...

Career path: Wandsworth, Putney, Staines

Job title: Toddler

Likely to say: "Dogdogdogdogdog/La La!/'ot!/shusss."

Least likely to say: "Jeremiah."

MOYA COUGHLAN - supporting flower girl (daughter of Sophie and Brian)

Character summary: Has the Coughlan family in the palm of her tiny hand...

Career path: York

Job title: Baby

Likely to say: "Gurgle, giggle, slurp."

Least likely to say: "I am a dog."

THE COUGHLAN BROTHERS - page boys (Owen and Finn, sons of Sophie and Brian)

Character summaries: Owen - Ace footballer meets young Jedi master. Finn - "Aragorn, son of Laragorn."

Career paths: York

Job titles: 5 and 3 year olds

Likely to say: "Will you play football with me? You be in goal." (Owen) "Let's play Lord of the Rings, I'll be Aragorn and you be an orc." (Finn)

Least likely to say: "I'm not in the mood for football today." (Owen) "Yes, mummy." (Finn)

MERRYL AND IAN ROBERTS - parents of the bride

Character summaries: La reine de la subjunctif and the golfing great.

Career paths: Manchester, USA, London, Canterbury

Job titles: Doctors (Psychosexual Therapist and General Physician)

Likely to say: "You're either a Viking or a Celt." (mum) "He / she's challenged!/helloohelloo!" (dad)

Least likely to say: "Let's not go to Uzes this year."

HAZEL LUNN - (Brian's Aunt)

Character summary: Home-making diva.

Career path: Leeds

Job title: Medical Secretary

Likely to say: "Shall I put on a barbeque?"

Least likely to say: "Can we extend the house, Chris?"

HELEN PAGE - (Brian's Aunt)

Character summary: Classy northerner, pennywise southerner.

Career path: Leeds, Nottingham, Hampton Wick.

Job title: Victim Support Officer, School Governer.

Likely to say: "This was a real bargain!"

Least likely to say: "Let's move to the countryside."

BERYL HOOLEY - (Brian's Aunt!)

Character summary: Sun worshiper.

Career path: Leeds, France, Sale (Cheshire).

Job title: Retired French teacher.

Likely to say: "It's always warmer on this side of the Pennines."

Least likely to say: "Could I have fries with that jacket potato, please Frank?".

SOPHIE ROBERTS - best woman (Julie's sister)

Character summary: Bossy but sassy.

Career path: Canterbury, India, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, the world, New Zealand, York

Job title: Doctor (Psychiatrist)

Likely to say: "They're very advanced for their age/but you don't understand, I need weak tea/yes yes yes, no no no."

Least likely to say: "Whatever you say, darling."

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